officialunitedstates:

is there any species of bird out there that lays its eggs while it is flying? if not I will be the first

lalondes:

"slash isn’t real"

"what? but then who played at my eighth birthday party?"

"one of our parents"

"but then who was the guitar player for guns n’ roses?"

"one of our parents"

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

godtie:

How to get me to unfollow you immediately:

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