frick is a mix of fuck and shit.
think about that next time you imagine your otp fucking shitting eachover
Where does the ‘r’ come from?shrek
tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in
wow i didn’t know tumblr was gay
no, this is ouran high school FIGHT club. you broke that vase, now we break your neck.
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep