barebackinq:

rosaparking:

tinychatter:

I WISH MOSQUITOES SUCKED DICK INSTEAD OF BLOOD

ur dick is the size of a mosquito also ur gay and im in love with ur mom

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Masahiro Ikumi - Virtua Mima

  • Tune:Virtua Mima
  • Artist: Masahiro Ikumi
  • Album: Perfect Blue Original Soundtrack
  • 887 plays
hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

dumbledorathexplora:

Everyone is unique.We all have different qualities that make us different on the outside but inside we are all juST WARRIOR SKELETONS PREPARING FOR BATTLE TO REGAIN OUR FREEDOM FROM THE PRISON OF THE SKIN THAT SMOTHERS US

unclefather:

i’m scared of little kids because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose