dumbledorathexplora:

maestrofree:

dumbledorathexplora:

frick is a mix of fuck and shit.

think about that next time you imagine your otp fucking shitting eachover

Where does the ‘r’ come from?

shrek

levi-ingitup:

snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

wow i didn’t know tumblr was gay

taikikou:

no, this is ouran high school FIGHT club. you broke that vase, now we break your neck.

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

rainbowrites:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

Ancient Egypt was not a mixed society.
Ancient Egypt was PITCHED BLACK until the 7th century AD, when Indo Aryans called Arabs invaded from Central Asia.
For 99 percent of Egyptian history, Egypt was as BLACK as Nigeria, as BLACK as Congo, and as BLACK as Senegal.
King Tut was a dark skinned black man,
Queen Tiye was a beautiful and EXTREMELY dark skinned woman.
Hatshepsut was also very very very dark skinned.
Even during the Ptolemaic period of Kemet, the Egyptians were primarily African.
The fact that the most advanced civilization of human history was composed primarily of Black People is the most annoying and frustrating thing to white supremacist historians today.

miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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